LoveStoned

Well JT may be stoned off love, but I'm seriously buzzing from marker-smell overexposure. I've managed to successfully address 52 holiday cards to an array of rock legends that will never even catch a glimpse of my amateur calligraphy skills. But I got a cheap high out of it, so I guess that makes it worthwhile? For all interested parties, the DecoColor Extra Fine Liquid Gold Opaque Paint Marker is quite pungent.

I can't stand that Johnny Rotten's immaculately addressed Christmas card is mocking me from two feet away, so I'll have to focus elsewhere. The ever-lovely, ever-amazing Shana forwarded me some America's Next Top Model info concerning our little Cycle 9 winner, Saleisha (forwarded to her by a coworker's clearly secure and masculine husband). It seems the gorgeous girl with the grossly unfortunate bowl-cut has a history with Tyra "MEEEEEE!!!!!" Banks. As a loyal ANTM-er, I already knew that Saleisha had attended Ty-Ty's T-Zone Camp for underprivileged girls, but I don't think I was aware that she strutted her stuff on Tyra's talk show in a Gen Art fashion show. Shocking, I know, but you should all sit down for this one...Saleisha once had a non-speaking role in a Wendy's commercial!!!! This doesn't directly have anything to do with Tyra (and all you haters about to comment about her affection for all things slathered in cheese and thrown on a bun can shut it), it still means Saleisha ain't really an amateur. Whether or not I care that the winner has a professional history in the art of pushing burgers, or that she's buddy-buddy with the creator, producer, and friggin' JUDGE of the show...I'm not sure. But I loved the fact that she was in a Wendy's ad (and wasn't convincing enough to be allowed to speak) too much to not discuss. Major kudos to anyone that can find that shit on YouTube.

In case you all want to educate yourselves further: http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/top-model-saleisha-stowers-defends-prior-tyra-banks-relationship-6264.php.
Thank you Shana, and thank you Tyra.