Since Whitney forwarded me the link yesterday morning and the video went on to make the internet rounds, it seems Corey went and got himself arrested. Do they allow for conjugal visits in Australian prisons? That's gross. But his complete lack of genuine remorse, emotion, and intonation is so hot. And don't even get me started on the glasses. From now on, everything about me I consider unique is going to be "famous," so get used to it. "Hey Michelle, that's an unfortunate scar." "I KNOW. IT'S FAMOUS." Thanks, Corey.
Important trivia: Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day today is (drumroll)....
shank's mare \SHANKS-MAIR\ noun
: one's own legs
Example sentence:
We were determined to see the ruins, and when we found out the shuttle bus wasn’t running that day, we traveled by shank’s mare.
If "shank's mare" comes up in my next conversation with a hot guy at a bar, I sure will be glad I signed up for that free e-mail service. Now everyone, go use it in a sentence. GO!
3 comments:
Best blog of the yea' so fha...swhat people ah saying.
um this man is amazing, jim halpert who?
His parents need to smack him upside the head!
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